Angel

An angelic, majestic being whom one cannot possibly comprehend.

Unless it is used as an average, mediocre, hinting at sluttiness name for a female. At which point the definition becomes;

Merely a mask for the devil incarnate. A soul crushing, raging cunt twiddling, wanna be whoring, whale-o-bitch who only wishes to drain you of any happiness or joy you've ever experienced. Possessing a special breed of vagina also known as a "cheese factory", this creature is typically obese, psychotic, and dangerous. Topped with a thin layer of fluff and rainbows, and 40 pounds of makeup. Do not approach. Avoid at all costs, if you wish to live.

Hey dude, I met this girl named Angel! She's pretty.....horrible. Awful. I think she stole my soul.

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