Cracker

Cracker is a game played between 2 or more people with dicks. A cracker is placed before each crank and on the count of 3 the participants race to ejaculate on their cracker. The last one to complete the orgasmic release must eat everyone else's spooge covered saltine.

Dude! You lost! Eat that jizz covered, crispy bread! You suck at Cracker! Maybe you should take up sucking dick!

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box of monkeys

The worlds funnest toy; the one toy every child dreams of having; an upgrade of Barrel of Monkeys.

Let's break out the best toy in the world, Box of Monkeys, and have a blast.

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mud cakes

secret cakes that you hide

Where the F*** did I hide my mud cakes?

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Laughing Animal

One of the few odd creatures in our universe that has absolutely no explanation for its' current evolutionary state. Unfortunantly for Laughing Animals' well being it is full of gas which does explain the awful outbursts of burps and farts which are mysteriously framed around the ever popluar A'nold line, "I'll be back". Often confused for a bear, groundhog or monkey.

My favorite buddy is Laughing Animal.

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Cheap Trick Leg

A piece of shit with one leg larger than the other.

Cheap Trick Leg is such a piece of shit.

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kron

A gathering of humans(and animals, if one or more is available)where clothing is to be removed and all participating subjects must locate themselves on a bed, under the covers with enough distance between each as to not touch one another.

I love a Sunday morning kron.

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