Hippy Vulture

Any hot girl with a glowing hula-hoop at any sort of jam band/electronica/funk music show, showing off her hula-hoop moves, that results in taking all male attention.

Girls:(shouting to each other over the bitchin music playing onstage) "Where are our dates? Where did all the guys go?"
Another girl: (pointing to the guys surrounding a hot girl doing crazy glowing hula-hoop moves) "They are over there mesmerized by the hippy vulture."