kirby prank

When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!

My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.

Venables

An uncommon name for an accident-prone gangster who seems to have more than nine lives.

-"That was way too close, you could have easily died"
"nah man! I got this, I'm a Venables, after all"

-"if you plan on free climbing, bring your venables"

-50 cent is a Venables

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