Me: Next time I go to Japan, I need to buy a blowjon. That would look great in my bathroom.
Any place on your body where you receive a hickey.
Me: Doctor, that fuck mark on my neck really hurts! Please get rid of it!
Doctor: How insulting! My name is Mark, and I cannot remove your tattoo!
Me: It's not a tattoo. It's from my girlfriend, dumbass.
The filthiest, nastiest, most disgusting word ever! Has a meaning so inappropriate it can't be described at all anywhere, even here. I'll stop talking about it.
No other words can describe cunnawhucko.
The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)
Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.
You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about
You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)
Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.
You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about
You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
1. Anything negative involving current female WWE superstar Rhea Ripley. The O.C. (AJ Styles, Luke Gallows, and Karl Anderson) have used this phrase on Raw several times as part of their rivalry with The Judgment Day (Finn Bálor, Damian Priest, Dominik Mysterio, and, of course, Rhea Ripley).
2. When your ass is about to burst and you cannot piss first.
1.
AJ Styles (to Gallows and Anderson): Guys, I think we got a Rhea problem on our hands.
Karl Anderson: Wait, what? Are you saying you got the tummy bug?
AJ Styles: I was talking about Rhea Ripley, dumbass.