Pennsylvania

Possibly one of the most weird places is Pennsylvania. People there are all either Emos or Preps. Not a lot to do except get lost in the woods or go trash a convient store. Sure, we may not compare to most states BUT damn sure as hell we rock.

1) We have three parts.
a) Woodsy area
b) City area
c) Amish/hick/farmy area

2) We have fucking WAWA. YOU DAMN WISH YOU HAD WAWA, EH? EHHHH?

3) We have one of the fucking BEST colleges, Penn State.

4) The people here are all idiots XD Which is funny.

5) Two words: HERSHEY. CHOCOLATE.

6) We're home of all or most emos. And everyone loves emos.

7) Without us you wouldnt have:
a) CDs
b) Rollorcoasters (They were made in Ohio BUT the idea came from PA coal mines.)
c) Once again, Hershey's chocolate. <3
d) The whole country, we fucking MADE the USA.
e) Lightbulbs, bitch.
f) Pretty much all Thomas Edisons inventions o.o

8) Pretty much everything good in the world was made in PA. Except Max.. He was made in Michigan.

Still not convinced PA isn't ALL bad?.. No? Fuck you XD

Pennsylvania? Oh, that place owns you.

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Max

The most amazing person in the world. Scratch that, in space and everything that ever exsisted. He's a super great boyfriend who's always there to lay a smile upon my face. He's sweet, funny, an idiot (in a good way), totally weird and crazy (also, good way), and just overall made of total win. I'm quite possibly the luckiest girl ever to be with him. Max.. Max.. Remember that name as the name of the most spectacular person ever. Max. My Max.

Max is super epic. No doubt about it.

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