Rag hag

When it’s that time of the month and she’s acting like a crazy bitch.

She’s on her period and not acting cool at all. That Summer is a real rag hag

Rag hag

When it's that time of the month and she's acting like a crazy bitch.

She's on her period and not acting cool at all, that Summer is a real rag hag.

Filthy Wilson

A sex act. When you’re making sweet love to your lovers bung-hole from behind. Then you pull it out mid-coitus with their brown love juices on your grease missile. At this point take those chocolatey pastels and paint a Wilson face onto a volleyball like in the Tom Hanks movie. As you resume the hedonistic act and at the exact moment of climax, spike the volleyball onto your lovers back and cry out “Willllllsoooooon!” leaving a muddy facial imprint on their back.

Let’s go back to your place after volleyball practice so I can give you a Filthy Wilson

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Super soft

Beyond the pale of limpness. Some men try to fold it in half and push it in but it just doesn’t work

The love-making was thwarted by Mr. Super Soft over there.

Freudian nip slip

When you mean to flash someone a nipple but you accidentally flash your bait & tackle

He gave us the old Freudian nip slip and we all got a big peak at his one-eyed willy

lightened my load

Cumming. The male orgasm

I was with this chick last night and really lightened my load if you know what I mean.

Grease Missile

A shot in golf kind of like a duck hook, a low to the ground zinger that moves from left to right and still manages to find the fairway.

“That gentleman hit a fine grease missile, he must be living the life of Reilly.

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