Cucinelli

A badass last name. Originally from Italy. Pretty much the best last name possible. Pronounced: Koo-chee-neh-lee or Koo-chi-neh-lee. Can mean either in the kitchen or little dog of god. Yes, that is right. Look it up.

Darryl: Hey you know Chuck Norris?
Kalvin: You mean Chuck Cucinelli.
Darryl: What?!
Kalvin: A man that badass has to be a Cucinelli somehow!
Darryl: Must be.

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sarcasm

Something that retards never get
It is great way to trick retards

A: I totally like your face

B: Really? thanks

A: F**king retard it was sarcasm

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