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pooning

The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash

You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 17, 2005


windows media player

Worthless music player because of its useless library (iTunes is better) and crappy sound quality (musicmatch jukebox is better. Uttely worthless media guide (Realone is better). Only good for watching porn, and you can do that on Real or WinDVD. It's the prettiest media player

WMP sucks, but on the bright side...it has um.....pretty skins and visualizers.... oh! It burns pretty well too...thats pretty much it.

by ManoftheDiaspora July 28, 2005


BET

A tasteless telivision network that is in fact the reason for many of the problems of Afro-American society. It supports stereotypical views of us blacks, instill bad grammar and sloppy dress.
It also causes many of my unghetto ghetto dwelling peers and myself to get many frustrating questions
BET is the antithesis of the African Diaspora and negates and nullifies everything our ancestors were

MeltswingMM2000: our pround black heritage, the african diaspora has taken a backseat to hiphop culture and BET
MeltswingMM2000: wtf...BET is owned by white people...
MeltswingMM2000: not to make any kind of racist point
H CheeseSandwich: whoa
MeltswingMM2000: BET is what is currupting our culture
H CheeseSandwich: thats all we had left! why cant they get....WET?
MeltswingMM2000: i say fuck bet
MeltswingMM2000: luckily...
MeltswingMM2000: we have a channel called TVOne MeltswingMM2000: TVOne is a tasteful alternative to BET
H CheeseSandwich: oh
MeltswingMM2000: i am offended by black people who give me heat about the way i talk and that i dont watch BET
MeltswingMM2000: you know what, D
MeltswingMM2000: we should learn Swahili and Mandinka

by ManOfTheDiaspora April 23, 2005


frank zappa

A crazy guitarist with an insane sense of humour. He unserted random sound effects and funny lyrics into his songs, and this guy could fucking shred

I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...if you're
cute, or maybe you're beautiful...there's MORE OF US UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE THAN YOU ARE!! So watch out.
_Frank Zappa
r.i.p. you crazy bastard, you will be missed

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 10, 2005


queen

What your woman/girlfriend/wife/main ho is to be addressed as
Most powerfeul piece in chess
A flamboyant man, usually gay
A rock band whose vocalist was Freddie Mercury
A female monarch

Baby, you my queen
HAH! I took your queen, bitch!
Goddam, you are such a friggin queen
I got the new queen album...no wonder they call themselves queen...
Queen Victoria is fuckin up, look at these taxes!

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 11, 2005


bb king

Essentially the Jimi Hendirx of blues. Considered by many to be one of the most influencial guitarists (Blues or otherwise) of all time and the undisputed king of blues.
He and Jimi collaborated on a few songs, and if he were dead, he would be considered an equal to the late Jimi Hendrix.
His birth name is Riley King, but changed his name to Blues Boy.

Greatest guitarists of all time (in no particular order)
Jimi Hendrix, BB King, Slash, Zakk Wylde, Tony Iommi, Eric Clapton, Randy Rhoads and ummm....Jesus

by ManOfTheDiaspora May 06, 2005


friend

In friend there is an R that stands for real, without the R its fiend, a merciless demon only wanting to destroy you.

You aint no friend, you's a fiend dog

by ManoftheDiaspora June 21, 2005