Goobly-glop

That crusty shit on the bottom of your shirt after car sex. Not quite nut, not quite juices. A mixture that forms that white crustiness making it look like you spilled a little bit of creamy soup in your lap and poorly wiped it off.

We knew that they had stopped for a car quickie, his shirt had the goobly-glop all over the bottom

young boy’d

When you belittle someone and take away their manliness in context of a situation.

Jeff really young boy’d Trevor last night. He picked up the whole check on their double date and said in front of Trevor’s girlfriend ‘“it’s okay, I know you don’t have much disposable income”