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A sexy nigga who is not from 63rd and has four plus three, three plus two bodies on his count.
LIL DURK: Aye Von aint you turning 63 today?
KING VON: No
LIL DURK: But aint this yo 63rd birthday?
KING VON: BITCH WE NOT FROM 63RD!!!!
LIL DURK: OK OK CHILL
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Joel: *crying because I took the last block*
Me: ur a bitch
A totally real dinosaur that dates back to 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 years!
Man: hey do u know when the creeper was alive?
Me: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years ago
a man with an enormously huge dick and whips it out when ever he sees a hot sexy girl!
woman: who is that sexy man?
man: im vedaant. I have a dick measuring the size of 80 meters!
woman: wow vedaant can i fuck u?
man: sure thing!
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a man with a enormously huge dick and whips it out every night at a night club!
woman: how is that?
man: that's a vedaant obviously! he has a 19.8 inch dick!
woman: wait how do u know how long his dick is???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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