Shit Camper

Someone who silently waits in a bathroom stall until everyone else is gone before they will do or finish their shit business.

I was in the stall reading the paper for a long time, when I suddenly heard someone in the next stall cough. I thought "who knows how long that little shit camper has been waiting for me to leave".

I almost decided to have a shit camp-off just to see who caved in first.

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