Raymied

to have been ignored by someone after giving a polite and audible greeting

etymology: refers to the great Raymie Knighton, lord of San Pablo, whose exploits were largely ignored

"Ohhh... you got RAYMIED!"
"Sorry, man. Those girls just Raymied you."
"It's okay. Raymie doesn't ALWAYS get Raymied. But it pisses him off greatly every time it happens."

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misanthrope

1. A human being who hates humankind and acts accordingly
2. Rumsfeld

That guy is such a misanthrope.
Man, that chick is hot; it's too bad she's a misanthrope.
The Secretary of Defense is a noted misanthrope.

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Conan

1. n. greatest man who has ever existed; barbarian
2. n. greatest man who has ever existed; comedian

Conan swung his mighty sword.
Conan swung his mighty joke.
I heard that guy who played Conan is on Conan tonight.

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Takeo

n. a common Japanese name meaning "builder of great things," not "great warrior."

Takeo Spikes does not use the original pronunciation of the name.

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soviet

n. worker's council in socialist Russia; also second "S" of USSR

Let's go consult with the Soviet before proceeding.
Wish I spoke Russian so I could make some real fucking examples.

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frungy

v. to attack, eat, shoot, snort, lick, decapitate, or fornicate

variations: frungify, frungilicious

"I will frungy that chicken."
"Do you mind frungifying the the garbage?"
"I hope you don't mean you frungied with her."

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