laughter legs

A rare condition experienced by some females during spates of intense laughter. Laughter legs are most commonly triggered by a hilarious joke. During an episode, the legs will wiggle, twitch, or squirm vigorously and uncontrollably, sometimes causing harm to the individual or to others in the vicinity of the legs. Further risks exist if the episode occurs while standing upright, causing the individual to thrust forward at high speeds in the direction they happen to be facing. There is no known cure, although studies indicate sadness is an effective treatment.

Where the hell did Christine run off to?
Relax, she's just got the laughter legs. She'll come back.

Dude, how did you get that concussion?
I was resting on a girls lap. I made a joke and she got the laughter legs.

Manzilla

A behemoth, monstrosity of a man. Often exceeding 6 feet in height and over 200lbs. May resemble a gorilla or other large ape, and often behaving like one, particularly if intoxicated. Tends to be very popular among the ladies due to his larger than life nature.

I got in a fight with this dude but I got my ass kicked because he was a manzilla.

Sir, shall we launch the nuclear weapon? No need, Private. We've got manzilla on the scene.

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