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"Morten" is a name that is surprisingly given to male humans, although the personality of Mortens usually represents that of a puppy. Although the name has its root from "Master of War", most Mortens are usually rather a master of cuddles.
Morten likes to follow you around and spread happiness and joy with jokes and smiles. Overall a Morten will seem like a great guy, although very emotionally immature. He will try his best to make anyone happy, but his selfish needs will always be first priority. Mortens are great to hang out with and befriend, but due to their kiss-ass nature, they will make toxic relations and sometimes become toxic.
Morten's behavior is highly dependant on the people they hang around. Morten does not have much willpower and will let others take the lead in most situations. It is also for the best to never ever indulge in dating a Morten. Even though Morten will be kind, loving and appreciative of you, he will be jealous, lying and cheating as well. Accountability is not something Morten will take, but he will at certain times try to mimic it, if it serves a purpose for him.
Girl 1: Omg that guy is so cute!
Girl 2: IKR? Such a Morten! Don't date him though!
Girl 1: Why?
Girl 2: He has a gf and cheated on her yesterday, he would prolly do it again and not tell her...
Girl 1: Yeah okay that's a very Morten thing to do
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A composition of the words "temporary" and "relationship". It is when two, or more parties agrees that a relationship should only be temporary.
As opposed to most people, who are serial monogamists, people who agree to a templationship are aware about their situation.
It is ideal when you know you're not suited or compatible for long term, but you have intense chemistry and enjoy spending time with each other. Templationships are mostly exclusive in nature, but can also not be. It is defined by the people agreeing to it.
Jane: Have you heard? Sarah and Josh are finally dating!
Laura: Yeah, but Josh wants kids down the line, and Sarah has other plans. I am pretty sure they agreed to a templationship!
To impregnate a pig.
"Omg, Josh totally impignorated a pig last night!"
"Yeah, have you seen the last pig he impignorated? It died during giving birth!"
"OMG! He's such a pig!"
"I know!"
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Inserting a penis inside a pig and thereby making it pregnant with a pigman baby
Guy: "Omg Cleetus totally impignorated a pig last night!"
Girl: "Wait, you've never impignorated a pig?"
Guy: "Huh? No uh... People do that?"
Girl: "Are you seriously telling me that you've never impignorated a pig?! What's next, are you gonna tell me you're gay?! Are you a faggot, Billy?"
Billy: "What?! No! I just haven't found the right pig I guess..."
Girl: "I'll tell you what Billy, tonight we're gonna go out with the boys and find you a plump little piggy to impignorate. How's that sound?!"
Billy: "Okay cool! I can't wait!"
1: It's like lemonade, but with added sexual agenda
2: A lemonade so good it makes you wanna have sex NOW!
"Boy this juice is so good, dare I call it sexorade?!"
"Nah boii, that's more like a gatorade right there.... mmm still ok"
"Would you ever sleep with my wife, Rebecca?"
"Ugh, yeah well... Maybe after 3 sexorades or something!"
"Bro I think my lemonade is coming unto me!"
"Omg bro, it's totally flirting! What a sexorade!!"
a childish way to say "naked" mostly used by 50+ year old pervs
"mm girl come home to me and get nakie... i swear im not a 57 year old pervy man"
An Avalin is a sweet, sexy upperclass girl who is having a wide set of skills, but not necessarily anything she's particularly good at - so she might be a decent climber, singer, dancer, gamer but not professional in any of those. She's passionate and funloving and in a relationship situation she's a keeper. She will stay faithful and loyal to you; but if you treat her bad, she won't hestitate to leave you out of self-respect - so be good to her! There's a good chance this girl really likes lasagna
- Did you get with that chick last night?
- Yeah she was a total Avalin!
- Dude I'm so jealous!
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