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impignorate

Inserting a penis inside a pig and thereby making it pregnant with a pigman baby

Guy: "Omg Cleetus totally impignorated a pig last night!"
Girl: "Wait, you've never impignorated a pig?"
Guy: "Huh? No uh... People do that?"
Girl: "Are you seriously telling me that you've never impignorated a pig?! What's next, are you gonna tell me you're gay?! Are you a faggot, Billy?"
Billy: "What?! No! I just haven't found the right pig I guess..."
Girl: "I'll tell you what Billy, tonight we're gonna go out with the boys and find you a plump little piggy to impignorate. How's that sound?!"
Billy: "Okay cool! I can't wait!"

by Maoraw March 09, 2021


templationship

A composition of the words "temporary" and "relationship". It is when two, or more parties agrees that a relationship should only be temporary.

As opposed to most people, who are serial monogamists, people who agree to a templationship are aware about their situation.

It is ideal when you know you're not suited or compatible for long term, but you have intense chemistry and enjoy spending time with each other. Templationships are mostly exclusive in nature, but can also not be. It is defined by the people agreeing to it.

Jane: Have you heard? Sarah and Josh are finally dating!
Laura: Yeah, but Josh wants kids down the line, and Sarah has other plans. I am pretty sure they agreed to a templationship!

by Maoraw May 24, 2021


nakie

a childish way to say "naked" mostly used by 50+ year old pervs

"mm girl come home to me and get nakie... i swear im not a 57 year old pervy man"

by Maoraw November 28, 2017