Shoob

noun. someone who does/would wear shoes on the beach.

A tourist or outsider.

Someone can be called a Shoob out of the context of the beach , based on the assumption that the person WOULD wear shoes if they were on the beach.

Shoob derives from S-H-O-es O-n the B-each

"Ugh look at those Shoobs."

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sexvidence

The evidence left after having sex. Any evidences that sexual activity took place.

I came home and immediately washed my underwear and took a shower in order to destroy any potential sexvidence my wife might find.