When a girl (typically) has used far too much make-up to negatively impact on her appearance
Paul: Jesus has Mary come as the joker? She usually looks ok
Tom: Yeah dude she's a total make-up monster
A girl that looks completely different with her slap on, usually a wrong'un without
Gary: You seen Charlotte tonight? She's usually a brown-bagger but tonight she looks fine!
Paul: Yeah dude she's a total make-up chameleon
A girl that looks stunning with the slap on, but looks completely different with make-up off, usually a wrong'un
Gary: You seen Charlotte tonight? She's usually a brown-bagger but tonight she looks fine!
Paul: Yeah dude it's all that slap, she's a total make-up fox