Fuck dreams

The dreams of wanting to fuck a girl that you know you will never get to.

Guy: Bro, someday I really want to fuck Liane V.

Bestfriend: DUDE! She's way out of your league! In your fuck dreams!

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flowmies

Two friends with really good hair, also known as "flow."

Alexis: Dang, Jonny and Thomas have some really good hair, they're hot.
Lexi: Yeah those two are flowmies for sure!

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fucktuplets

A pair of super annoying twins. Can be identical or fraternal.

Bob: Those twins are being annoying as fuck! Always in my shit...
Gibbs: They are just a pair of fucktuplets!

Division 2

Being shitty or second rate in anything.

Lax bro: DUDE WE TOTALLY WON THE DIVISION 2 CHAMPIONSHIP!
Jeff: Congrats on beating a shitty team

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Titliar

A girl who sincerely promises to show you their breasts, but when the alone time comes, doesnt.

J: Aye...so we finally got our alone time....can I see em now?
Alexandra: Actually no. I changed my mind.
J: But you were so serious when you promised! YOU TITLIAR!

finger stick

Someone whose finger is so long and skinny like a stick, that when they pleasure a girl with their hands it feels like a stick.

Jobin: "Hey baby do you want some finger stick?"
Valeria: "oh ya baby! I love skinny long fingers in me!"