Blumpkindling

Tactics, prizes, and incremental inducements offered with the sole purpose of initiating a blumpkin from one's partner.

To achieve his ultimate goal, Peter knew that he needed more blumpkindling than sweet compliments and the roses he had given his girlfriend, so he stashed a teddy bear in his bathroom and planned the perfect moment to call her in.

Wrecking Ball Blumpkin

While receiving a particularly forceful blumpkin, the blumpkin recipient suddenly elevates off the commode, causing the blumpkin-giver's head to slam into the toilet, breaking the toilet into several pieces.

Peter could not use his toilet for weeks after Melissa's wrecking ball blumpkin smashed it into a hundred pieces.

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