Spontaneous Erection Syndrome

Spontaneous Erection Syndrome, sometimes called SES, is a disease that most men suffer from. It is a disease where a man will spontaneously get an erection, while not aroused.

SES usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarrassed, or possibly look homosexual.

Tim: Dude! how'd you get a boner? We're watching Mythbusters for christs' sake!

John: I dont know dude, must be my Spontaneous Erection Syndrome.

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Nig'd

1) A catastrophic failure of epic proportions.
2) To cause a failure due to severe unintelligence/ignorance.

Jim: I clicked this link and now my computer is broken.
Bob: looks like you really nig'd it up.

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Wrestling

An excuse for gay men to touch each-other in public without being prosecuted. Also when heterosexual peoples wrestle, and get touched by said gay men.

Jim: Hey so I heard Richard came out of the closet?

Tom: Yah, he's wrestling now.

Jim: Wow, I never thought he was THAT flaming.

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