Wiesen

(V.) The act of bitching, moaning, bellyaching or complaining like a bitch-ass punk when you are clearly in the wrong and continue to do so until you get your way

Man1: "What happened to your fantasy football league?"

Man2: "Oh, friggin Craig had to wiesen his team into the playoffs after he threatened to drop all his players and quit the league like a total douche."

Man1: "Dude, that sucks. Did he go to the tanning salon and jerk-off after the corrupt League Manager let him have is way?"

Man2: "Yes. Yes he did"

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Ricoshit

the act of snatching a turd from your pants and attempting to quickly and surrepticiously throw it into the coat closet only to have it bounce off the back of the closet wall and ricochet into the classroom

Q: "Is that a Hershey's kiss under Kathy Fitzsimmons desk?"

A: "Nah dude, that's my dung. I tried to whip it into the closet but there was a ricoshit"

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