Gone viral

When a celebrity sex tape, nude photo hack, or other juicy tidbit has gotten so much attention that it is totally buried under hype, and when searched online,the only thing that comes up is stories about it rather than actual content.

Since that new celebrity sex tape has gone viral, all I have been able to find by searching online is a million websites with stories about it, but not the actual video.

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Two wrongs don't make a right

The world's oldest copout. Obviously this term was coined by someone who had just wronged someone and feared their wrath.

I know I just punched you in the face for no reason even though you were minding your own business, but don't hit me back because two wrongs don't make a right bro.

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Fred Phelps

A self-proclaimed "Reverend" who is the patriarch of a family in inbred dolts who call themselves "The Westboro Baptist Church." They protest at funerals of gay people, solidiers, and celebrities, claiming that the decesed his rotting in hell, and was a "fag". Their aim is to destroy the first amendment by taking it to such an ugly extreme, and to destroy people's view of religeon/church/God/etc.

In 1929, Fred Phelps' mom sodomized her brother (Fred's dad) with a strapon dildo. Nine months later, he took a shit and forgot to flush, they named it "Fred Phelps".

Why dosn't Fred Phelps hurry up and die. I'm anxious to protest at his funeral.

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