Davey Weavis

What's six foot six inches tall, an utter legend and is called Dave Weavis? The answer: Dave Weavis! He is a respectable but powerful warrior that fights evil along with Harry Adderley, Big SMC, Allah Marchant, The Woman and Stevie Crow. Is most famous for slaying the great dragon Bazzohater and saving Bazzo.

"I love you Davey Weavis!"
"Davey Weavis, I want your babies!"
"Get naked, Davey Weavis!"

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Big SMC

A rugby-playing legend, captain of WRFC, a fierce warrior and companion of the great Harry Adderley. Fights demons, dragons, dinosaurs, zombies and general evil. He got his legs waxed for charity and is famous for the defeat of the evil wizard Dr. Kueper.

"It's Big SMC! The legend himself!"
"Sup, Big SMC."
"Big SMC, save me!"

The Barrier

The term given to a sausage used to prevent the juice from baked beans touching a fried egg. Obviously only to be used for people who don't like the two items of food mixed (unlike me).

Invented by Alan Partidge, who said that his Russian wife made a good fried breakfast, good, but not brilliant, because she doesn't use the sausage as a barrier.

"Ah, no, I didn't get a barrier in my fry-up!"
Recorded on a pen microphone: "The barrier."

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