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Marfield

The forgotten child of god, a bastardized half cat half plumber combination of Garfield the Cat and Mario the Plumber.

Marfield loves eating lasagna and doing lines of cocaine off of stripper's tits.

by Marfield January 8, 2020

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Brown Trout Moccasins

The act of someone performing oral sex on you while wearing shoes you have defecated in.

Karen developed pink eye after giving Hershel a pair of Brown Trout Moccasins at his Bar Mitzvah

by Marfield January 8, 2020