The best way to describe this man is that he never flies, he just only falls with style.
"Dude. My loyal ass is not gonna go back into my DaxFlame phase."
"What?"
"It happens once every year where I watch every single one of his videos."
An object show about 20 fucking stupid objects battling for a shitty McGriddle. The worst character is OHGEE$Y. I mean, seriously. He's the worst.
Friend 1: "I'm in such a good mood today! I think I'll go play some golf!"
Friend 2: "Before you go, do you want to watch Battle for Caution's McGriddle with me? A new episode just came out today."
Friend 1: "DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"
*Friend 1 cracks Friend 2's head open with his golf club.*