Rural Dictionary

Papo

the first mate on Captain Voldemorts crew

Yarr when papo comes around pretend to be scrubbin the deck savy? arrr

by Maria June 7, 2004

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The first misconception other states have of New Jersey is that it "smells". Infact the only part of Jersey that may be a little rough on the nostrils is that of coming to the Lincoln Tunnel, since it is heavily populated in the surrounding areas with factories and marshes(which DO NOT home dead bodies).

Jersey is infact one of the wealthiest states in the country that people just can't help but moving to due to it's scenic portions and safe, quiet suburbs. Not to mention the fact that whichever end you choose to move to(North or South) you're in direct locations to two of the largest, bussling cities in the USA(Philadelphia & Manhatten). Not crossing out Central Jersey which is home to some of the most clean, friendliest beaches on the East Coast which has abundant tourism rates in the summer and hoppin' boardwalks.

All our residents in this state may seem very short fused, but hey...YOU try hearing a bunch of shit from bennies and other states sayin' how much you suck and your state is worthless and we'll see how you feel at the end of the day.

We hold it down here, infact i've lived here for 19 years of my life(and counting) and found upon visiting other states(such as Mass., Virginia, Nevada, Arizona, Maryland, Pennsylvania) that i MUCH rather live here for the rest of my life then in some economic wasteland and/or socially constipated place(yeah Virgina, I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU!).

i"NEW JOISEY THE GARBAGE STATE!! YAK YAK YAK"/i

i"Yeah, that's reeeeeeeeeal original, nope, never heard THAT one before"/i

by Maria July 25, 2004

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twiddle

The official name for the wavy puncuative line demonstrated thusly: ~. Otherwise known as a tilde.

I wish I could understand the Spanish language. It just has too many accents and twiddles over the N's.

by Maria April 5, 2005

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crampy

when a girl has her period and it hurts a lot.

me: wow i'm feeling quite crampy today.
meaghan: me too. however, i am cramping up. it means the same thing but is in verb form as opposed to adjective form.

two in one
fool.

by Maria March 4, 2004

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