bedwetter

The name applied to a poster on an internet forum who gets upset by other posters and throws their toys out their pram, asking for posters to apologise, be banned, sending personal messages and on the whole pissing their pants and bed.

1) Suityou01 is a bedwetter
2) You bedwetter
3) This posters licks the chutney spoon and wets the bed.
4) This bedwetter is a benger

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benger

A term meaning abject failure regardless of the effort applied coupled with a loud whining noise

Always doomed to lose, fail, drop short but make more noise than a flock of geese going through the engine of a jet fighter

1) Doing a benger - trying and failing in a task and bleating on about it or making out you succeeded when in fact you failed
2) You benger - You bedwetter (see bedwetter)
3) bengerised - listening to a long whining reason for failing
4) You've been bengered - cornered my a whining person in a pub.

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