Complag

verb. : bragging disguised as complaining, usually done by people with no social skills who can't talk about anyone but themselves but try to make it seem relatable.

Becky - "omg I went on vacation to Turks and Caicos this summer for four weeks on a scuba trip but this kid on our yaht was so loud that he sacred away the animals! We only saw like 7 turtles!"
Me- "shut it Becky why u always complagging?"

Word Vomit

n. The words that come out of your mouth without any thought, often when you are drunk, embarrassed, angry, or given criticism in a social environment.

"Bro, why did you say you were sick when the director called you out for not knowing your music?"
"Sorry man, everyone was looking. It just came out like word vomit."

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