Chairborne Ranger

Derogatory term for military personnel who work at the Pentagon. Typically overweight officers who have forgotten what it's like to be a "Joe" or a "Grunt" and try to influence affairs that they know little about or are misinformed of.

Look at that damn Chairborne Ranger trying to tell us what rifle is best for our soldiers. He wasn't even in the infantry!

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Assjob

To give someone sexual pleasure by fingering them up the ass.

Girl 1: Before I gave my BF anal I made sure to show him what it feels like.

Girl 2: You gave him an assjob?

Girl 1: Yeah.

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