christmas adam

The day after Christmas. Generally a depressing day when you realize that all the festivities are over and you can't think of anything to look forward to except maybe your birthday or Earth Day. It is also the day when Santa's elves celebrate with milk for about 5 minutes and then begin excitedly making toys for next Christmas (approximately 364 days away). On this day all the little brats typically start making their lists for next Christmas.

Jimmy: What's wrong marshmallow?
Johnny: It's nothing. I just have the Christmas Adam blues.
Jimmy: Don't worry, Earth Day is coming up pretty soon.
Johnny: I guess you're right (sigh). Only 3 months, 26 days, 13 hours, 4 minutes, and 7 seconds!

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