march of triumph

the gender inverse of the walk of shame. the march of triumph is the male counterpart, usually implying final success in a project. the bright sunlight, the walk home, the smell of kootch on your fingers. it's the shit.

Roommate: "Where were /you/ last night?"
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."

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dnsm

dirt n street mafia. sick riding crew outta the streets of vic-city, bc, canada.

eatting candy canes and riding the bikes and shopping on the tv and wearing cool clothes and shocking the shocks and rocking the rocks and choping the cocks

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rbad

1. An individual who engages in sexual intercourse with goats.
2. A goat herder.
3. A Paki typist.

1. Rbad'ing is the primary cause for the increase in goat mortality rates.
2. The text was impossible to read due to a severe rbad-like job.

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rock on

First introduced by Ronnie James Dio taught to him as a gesture rooted in Old World customs, actually being a sign to protect one from the Evil Eye. So, know what it means before you throw it up at your next New Found Glory concert

Holy Diver, you've been down too long in the midnight sea

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freeze

When your face goes numb after doing cocaine.

"He's got the freeze."

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O.G

Original gangster, which you are considered to be when you have killed someone

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thou art

1.) adj. an extreme or high version of something.

2.) n. a bone protruding from one's body.

1.) That kid is thou art idiot.

2.) He has two dual-overhead thou arts on his shoulders.

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