Thou

Thou: A word used by holy dudes to speak to holier dudes.

Yo Jesus, man, how art thou?

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Thou

Abridged variant of the word "thousand". Almost exclusively used when connoting monetary value.

Skizzlebips von Hoarscunt says:
I'll fondle yo bag o' elephant skin for a couple thou
Dinklebeard says:
Go right ahead lovely lady, a few grand won't even put a dent in my bank account

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Thou

Bible-speak for you. It can be used in a Biblical Curse.

Thou art doomed, for thine own spawn shalt be born of hellfire, forthwith!

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Thou

A "Thou" is a gram a marijuana, stemming from the words "a thousand." A Thousand can be said as a "G". In the drug culture a "G" is a gram.

"Hey Dude, wanna hang out later?"
"Oh yea for sure dude, i think i'm gonna pick up a thou or two real quick and after that wanna hit Medusa, she'll get us stoned!"

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Thou

A gender neutral conjugation of boi

*Spits on both hands and points them* THOU!

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thou

Archaic form of 'you' still used in areas of Northern England

"How art thou today?"
"I'm not too shabby, hows about thaself?"

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thou

archaic second person singular pronoun version of You. While You was originally used for plural or formal speach thou was used for personal use.

to a friend
What dost thou want?
Thou be'st mine brethren, and i shall love thee.

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