CLT Sprain

Whenever someone cites an 'injury' for not playing, practicing, or competing. Comes from 'clit sprain', which said person has torn, sprained, strained, impinged, or tweaked their clit.

Person one: 'I can't practice today, my leg/shoulder/arm/knee/etc. is hurting me'
Person two: 'Aww little baby, did you have a CLT sprain?'
Person three: 'Yeah dude, shut the fuck up and train'.