Rock Man

Term used to describe intense geologists or Earth Science teachers who obtain erections at the sight of young men, or smooth cleavage in metamorphic rocks. Usually prefer minerals with a hardness less than that of their own. The majority are teachers at the Junior High Level, but some stray into higher professions.

Dude I swear our Earth Science teacher got a hard one when he looked at that basalt.

I know, he must be a Rock Man!

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