Saskatchewan screamer

1) A snow producing low pressure system that affects the Saskatchewan province of Canada, Upper Midwest and Great Lakes regions of the United States.

2) A fat, Canadian prairie bitch getting ram-fucked for the first time by a 25 Centimeter long (and 20CM thick) black cock from the southside of Atlanta, Georgia. The sudden thrusting of such massive cock will not only cause the bed to slide across the floor, but also to make that MILF scream - like someone from Saskatchewan can.

1) Crap. It's going to snow again because of that Saskatchewan Screamer.

2) No point in even using a condom. That black cock is so massive my 450KG friend will not only be split open, she'll be a Saskatchewan Screamer! And to think of that cumload that's going to be sprayed on her face? I'll need a canoe to get out of the room!

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Raw Onion

(noun) -A slang term for an older, well used, filthy fuck-hole on an angry bitch from the South. It derives from two parts. 1) Raw. A cunt hole stretched to the point of bleeding. and 2) Onion. The fermented fish-filth that waters your eyes like an onion.

Gertrude is a bitch living in the South. Upon masturbating with a lumber 2x4 and shoving it into her bleeding, cavernous cuntmuffin, the lumber warped and immediately turned brown. Jerry, her fucked in the head hillbilly neighbor, caught a quick glimpse of her disgusting Raw Onion and began to vomit.

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