FuckTon

A FuckTon, exactly 9001 regular tons.

Guy one: Your car is huge, it must weigh a fuckton!
Guy Two: Nah, it's about 1/2 fuckton.

Yognaut/Yognaught

What you call a fan of the yogpod (See: Yogpod YognaughtI Am Dave! Yognau(gh)t)
Yognaut is if you are more a fan of Lewis and Yognaught is if you're more a fan of Simon.
If you see a fellow Yognaut in public you MUST do the salute and say 'I Am Dave! Yognau(gh)t'(pronunciation:I Am Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut).

Guy1:Hahahahaha Toasterbags.
Guy2:'I Am Dave ! Yognaut/Yognaught!'
Guy1:'I Am Dave ! Yognaut/Yognaught!'
Guy3:Wtf

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