Deli-boss

An often infuriating and angry bully of a manager who takes delight in selling rancid meat products. Likes to take a disco nap in the arvo and refuses to swallow when doing a two dog shuffle

Hey, I had a really bad day in the market today. Whys that? The deli-boss made me eat a chicken pie made out of rancid turkey poo!

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Deli-strife

A stressful episode occuring in or involving deli produce

Deli-worker: "Hey boss, there's a fly in the fridge, I've dropped coffee on the floor and there's fifteen people wanting two slices of ham each. What should I do?!"

Deli-boss: "Leave me alone you useless twat! I can't deal with all this deli-strife today! I'm going for a fag."