topman

One who wears stereotypical Top Man clothing. Usually identified by shirts & t-shirts with horizontal stripes.

A conglomerate of topmen is comparable to looking at the front window of a Top Man retail outlet. Such groups of topmen are often found at drinking establishments frequented by students.

Note: A topman is not to be confused with a metrosexual. A topman does not necessarily have homosexual tendencies.

"Look, there's fucking topmen everywhere!"

"It's like being in a topman convention."

person A: "Is that guy a metro?"
person B: "No, he's just a topman."

topman (with an alchoholic beverage in one hand): "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

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