white pellets of fertility

A fancy term for semen.

I sprayed my white pellets of fertility all over Beth's face last night. And she loved it!

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dip n' sniff test

The process of putting a finger in a girl's vagina then subtly bringing the finger up to your nose and smelling it. Is done in order to determine if the girl smells good enough to go down on.

Thank god I used the dip n' sniff test on that girl I brought home last night. My finger smelled like I dipped it in the frylator at Red Lobster! Needless to say, my face went no where near that pussy.

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Sheen-is envy

Jealousy of anyone with a "winning" lifestyle

You see the look on that dudes face when I was making out with Caryn last night? That hater definitely had "Sheen-is envy"going on! Doesn't matter to me, I'm still winning

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Walking graveyard

A woman who has had multiple abortions is a "walking graveyard."

"You hear Amy had another abortion? I think that's number 3!"

"Yeah, that bitch is a walking graveyard! She should be on the pill!"

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