November 14th

National don’t give a fuck day

1. “Hey, got any plans today?”
2: “I have way too many.”
1: “Like what?”
2: “Not giving a fuck. It’s November 14th.”

Snake Ass Bitch

An insult you whisper under your breath when that snake ass bitch you hate is talking to your friends.

Kierra: *Judges you* You: “Snake ass bitch...” *Friends hang out with her*