Ean

6"5' hot Asian man who is like a GDC calculator, always there to solve your problems. When you see him in public you begin to faint from his emulating masculinity as he gets his bitches faster than he can solve Fermat's last theorem. He's always bagging at least 10 mommys at a time and drowning in their milkers, occasionally lending you some cuz he's such a lovely donny.

Marcus: Holy shit bruh, I saw a Ean eating out my mom bruh, I'm so blessed bruh
Krishney: Fr? Hope he finds mine, wish he was my daddy

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