Marquis

1. A guy who doesn't know who he's messing with
2. A guy(or girl! We're not sure) who thinks he's bringing sassy back when really he's just rude
3. An it who just can't commit. He quits
4. A guy who just cannot beat any levels on Candy Crush
5. Claudia that's all that needs to be said
6. A guy who just can't take the heat and won't stay out of the kitchen
7. A guy who can dish it out but just can't take it, like a baker who hates cake but always bakes it
8. A guy who thinks shaved lines through the eyebrow are cool
9. A guy who loves to see other people wearing unfashionable clothing, or even better, gym shorts and a tshirt to school
10. A guy who thinks its cool to light an alcohol fire in the house
11. Entomophobia
12. A guy who ranks YouTubers with no understanding of good channels
13. A guy with the best initials and a birthday two days away from the best birthday
14. A huge hunk of lard
15. A guy who'll suck the skin right off those "frogs"
16. Oozing fat that comes from ripped jeans holes
17. A guy who can never come up with a good exit line
18. A person who gives this entry a thumbs down

19. A person who disagrees with any of these points
20. AND FINALLY... A guy who thinks everything that flies is a fly

Guy 1: Hey look at that guy over there being super cool, awesome, handsome, and saving the day! I wonder who it is?!
Guy 2: Well it couldn't be a Marquis! OH MY GOSH ITS A MATTHEW!!!!!!!
Marquis 1: *sucks the skin off of a "frog" * I wish I were as cool as a Matthew! At least I'm lucky enough to happen to have the same initials as him! My momma's so proud that we have the same initials!

Guy 2: Dude I would totally think that was cool if you weren't a total weirdo!
Marquis 1: Remember when I asked for your opinion? ME NEITHER!
Marquis 2: Oooooooooh burn!
Marquis 3: AHHHHH GUYS THERES A GNAT FLYING AROUND! ITS GONNA KILL US!
Marquis 1: *sees bird in the sky* AHHHHH A FLY! ITS GONNA KILL US!
Marquis 2: *sees someone dressed fashionably* AHHHHH MY EYES! I'M BLINDED!
Marquises 1,2,&3: *run off and jump off a cliff*
Guy 1&2: YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!

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