bunkerboy

An elected official who hides in an underground, concrete room instead of listening to constituents.

Dude 1: There are a couple hundred peaceful protestors walking up Pennsylvania Ave. Where’s bunkerboy? He should see and hear this.
Dude 2: He ran to the basement - he wants to spend some alone time with his twitter feed.

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memearrhea

The inability to stop yourself from posting a flow of memes in a group forum.

Friend 1: Dude, Jack just dumped 20 memes in our group chat! He spread his sh!t all over the place.
Friend 2: Yeah, he’s new to the group. He has a bad case of memearrhea.

Trumptasia

the place in fantasy land where one lives believing "I alone can fix it."

Guy1: Don is still trying to start his mower?
Guy2: Yeah. I keep trying to tell him all he has to do is prime the carburetor first, but he doesn't want to listen to me. He thinks only he can fix it.

Guy1: Well, I guess Don's mower will stay in the garage another week while Don's mind will stay in Trumptasia.

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