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A person that thinks they are the reason for all that is merry in the world when in reality they are just miserable pieces of shit, less important than the shit you would scrape off a shoe if you was to smash a cockroach.
Bernie smiles as he walks in to work but little does he know that all his co-workers refer to him as a fuckarician.
This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.
Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.
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Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
The act of having rough, but passionate, sex while you and your partner enjoy watching reruns of Tinkerbell
Marty and Karen were just getting settled into watch some good tinkerbell reruns when the urge to twinkle fuck suddenly came over them.