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When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.
"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."
A Rosenheim is a type of human who is utterly boring and useless and often has carnal knowledge of his niece or other such young family members. A girl who is a Rosenheim is super busted-out by tons of dudes and hopelessly uses meth and bullshit like that.
"Those Rosenheims know a thing or two about hot pockets and Cosby sweaters. Better get checked out by a doctor."
How a dude talks when he dresses like a girl. Super annoying and hella gross for the natural ear.
"That chick looked sort of okay... until I heard that troony voice. Now I see that it's a dude doing a clumsy impression of a real girl"
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A New York Jet is a slender penis that goes off and jizzes prematurely.
"You like New York Jets? Maybe we can go out sometime... The Jets can play the Browns in your Butt Bowl."