Trailerham

(noun) A large woman, one of whose permanent residence is that of trailer. (residence could be singlewide, doublewide, or most typically a camper) Generally found at or near a discount store parking lot. Usually unattractive, yet nice.

Hammer: “Hey Juan , did you see Marcillo’s new HR lady?” Juan: “No Hammer, I did not” Hammer: “she’s a total trailerham.” Juan: “oh hells yeah, she is.”

Kip

(adj.) A unit of measurement used by the Choijewaschwicz tribe of VilasCounty, that refers to the quantity of four.

Jefe: “Marcillo did you pack a cooler to take to the boat launch? Marcillo: Yes, I packed my “Marcillos Cooler” with a Kip of beer, should at least last us long enough to load two jet skis.”

Frank: “C-bag, throw another kip of logs on the fire. Hammer: Full kip, or half kip? Frank: Actually….make it 1.5 Kip”

Hammer: “Jefe, did you load the wheelers on the trailer? Jefe: Yep, bringing a full Kip”

Frank: “Can we bring the Kayaks? Jefe, Juan, Marcillo, and Hammer (collectively sigh) of course we can, how about a kip and a half of them?”