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snowy nun

When you jizz in a cup for a week, freezing it nightly, adding a layer of jizz every day. On the 7th day, remove the cup from the freezer and gently push out the frozen cum cylinder, grab a cheese grater and harmoniously grate the cum cylinder over a freshly devirginized catholic girl.

Martin: "Hey Eddie, how was your weekend?"

Eddie: "I met this girl Tiffany last weekend at mass, took her home and totally gave her a snowy nun!"

Tristan: "Dude, that was my sister!"

All: awkward silence

by Martin&Tristan February 21, 2014