assembler

A program that reads a file written in the assembly language and translate it into a binary representation of the corresponding machine instructions.

NASM:

section .text
global _start

msg db 'Hello, world!',0xa
len equ $ - msg

_start:
mov edx,len
mov ecx,msg
mov ebx,1
mov eax,4
int 0x80
mov eax,1
int 0x80

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goldenhill

An methodology for writing ineffective computer software that, although it probably cost the user anything, doesn't work.

Is a varient on open source software. See also 'cowboy'

It doesn't work. I bought it from Goldenhill.

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cock ranger

a combination of one part douchebag and two parts ass jockey. This lovely fellow however takes boths terms one step further and merging them. Not only does he love the mudslide he can ride from a man's asshole, he also feels it's his duty and thinks he's fucking Ranger Ride My Pie Hole You Douche. This man truly sucks and should be dicked repeatdly in the balls on sight.

"Yea alright COCKRANGER, i'm not the one hunting pie hole like it's buffalo and your an Indian, touch me again and I'll introduce you to a choke slam."

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I fully endorse that product

A reply to a good suggestion, an agreement

"Do you like chicken wings?"
"I fully endorse that product."

or

P1 lights up cigarette
P2: "I fully endorse that product." also lights up


Also can be used in the negative. i.e: "I do NOT fully endorse THAT product."

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xisps

A shorter way of saying or spelling 'Crisps'
Can be used with words like Chris or Christian (Xian)

I'm a practicing Xian
I'm gonna get a bag of Xisps!

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shireshire

Land of milk and honey. Capital is Hanham (otherwise known as Ebayebay land)

That ginger bloke called Chris was from Shireshire.

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Pig in a blanket

1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll

1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!

2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!

3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket

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