Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?